we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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