That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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