quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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