I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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