none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...