you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
What a dumb baby whore.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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