i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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