im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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