Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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