I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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