I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i would punch a child for taco bell
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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