38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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