the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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