The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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