I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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