"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
false alarm, still single
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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