Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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