giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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