Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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