You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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