Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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