Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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