So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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