i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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