"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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