is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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