CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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