I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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