i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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