Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
