Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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