That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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