he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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