Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
