who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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