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• (850): View more from Florida

  Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night

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  I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I was totally pumped and so was my beard

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out

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