who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure