I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.