Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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