DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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