he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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