I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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