Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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