i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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