So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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