? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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