Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just found puke in my bra..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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