You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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