I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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