so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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