There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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