Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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