I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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