Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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