I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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